Type a GitHub username. The app pulls the public profile, repositories, and recent commits, and computes facts in ordinary code, such as stale repositories and empty commit messages. Jev judges those facts. A fixed set of lines turns the verdict into a short roast.
ElevenLabs reads it out. If that is unavailable, the browser speaks instead.
It was built at the San Francisco Jev hackathon.
What you get
- Python source
- Facts computed from a public GitHub profile
- A spoken roast at three spice levels






